Omens? Portents? or just animals gone mad?

So, I think something bad might be happening.  It’s not from reading the newspaper… I mean, I know the world is headed into the sewer quicker than I can have a ‘constitutional’, but I think it’s something else.

In the past two days, I’ve seen two dead goats.  One bloated and baking in the sun (as kids played around it – nice, huh?) and the other was a freshly killed ‘hit-and-run’ victim bleeding out on the side of the road (as people just walked around it).  I didn’t think much of it at the time except to think that it was a bad week to be a goat.  But then, on the next two, at 2 pm, two monkeys just walked into my office.  I know the door was open, but I hadn’t even seen monkeys around out hotel.  So, then I was wondering….  two days, two dead goats, two monkeys at 2 pm.  Maybe it’s something about twos.

I’m severly creeped out.